tech-cynics-guide

The Unfiltered Truth About Tech

Tech cynics see through the hype and lies. We're the ones who call BS on the next big thing. Your next gadget is probably a waste of money.

The Problem with Innovation

• It's often driven by profit, not progress
• "Solutions" are often just rebranded versions of existing tech
• Nobody actually reads the fine print (like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moores_law)
• The "experts" are often just salespeople in disguise

The Reality of Tech "Advancements"

• Battery life still sucks (try https://github.com/arduino/Arduino for an example)
• Security is still a joke (you're probably using a password manager that's been compromised)
• The "Internet of Things" is just a fancy name for "more things to hack"

The Future of Tech (According to Us)

• It's all about efficiency, not innovation
• The next big thing is probably just a rehashing of old ideas
• The only thing that's going to change is the way we're ripped off
• So, buckle up and prepare to be disappointed

"Get ready to be disappointed by the next big tech 'breakthrough' 🚀💸"